Forget It

It's getting hard to fall in love today
  Everybody's gone away
  So if you find a guy, make
  sure it's the right kind
  Cause the good ones are hard to find ...

He doesn't know how to dance
  He knows nothing about romance
  Doesn't even like your friends ... Forget it!
  He still kisses like in the movies
  He reads detective stories
  He's allergic to strawberries... Forget it!
  Always talking about his mother
  And cannot stand your favourite colour
  I think you better find another... Forget it!

Chorus:
  He's not the nun for you
  He's the wrong guy for you
  Hang up the phone on him
  Don't waste your time
  He's not the man for you
  He's the wrong gay for you

He complains that he's broke
  Spends his money buying coke... Forget it
  He does nothing but criticize
  And let you catch him telling lies
  He doesn't even have blue eyes... Forget it!
  He only likes Italian food
  Is' always in a filthy mood
  He does not look good in the nude... Forget it!

Chorus

He won't lay in the sun
  He stays home and gets stoned... Forget it!
  And when it comes to bed behaviour... Forget it!
  He does nothing for an encore... Forget it!
  While you are still waiting for more... Forget it!

Chorus:
  He's not the man for you
  He's the wrong guy for you
  Hang up the phone on him
  Don't waste your time
  He's not the man for you
  He's the wrong guy for you

He doesn't tell very good jokes
  He spends his money buying coke... Forget it!
  He is not so keen on your cooking
  And disapproves of disco dancing
  He spends all his time drinking... Forget it!
  He goes alone on holiday
  He always forgets your birthday
  He doesn't like art, he doesn't like gays... Forget it!

Forget it...
  Forget it ...
  He won't let you drive his car
  He's always smoking cigars
  With him you won't get very far... Forget it!
  He's not the man for you
  He's the wrong guy for you
  Forget it ...