I Love My Car

I love my car
I'll admit today, I've gone too far
To enamor myself of my little motor carI love my dog
I love my pussy cat, I love the rat
That lives under the floor and makes his bed from novelettesI wish, I could say the same for you
The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but
I won't see youI've got a head like a soaking sponge
I've got a tongue like a little slug
I won't be bugged by triviaI love my Carl
I love my Brian my Dennis and my Al
I could even find it in my heart to love Mike LoveI wish, I could say the same for you
The day will come soon when I look in your eyes to
See you smilingI wish, I could say the same for you
The day will come soon when I look in your eyes but
I won't see you