Online

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive and old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweightI'm a sci-fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole another me
That you need to see
Go check out Myspace'Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
So much cooler onlineI get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my MacIn real life, the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose ParadeOnline I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight every time I log inOnline I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online