The Lady Loves Me

She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves meThe lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
Im her ideal, her heart's desire
Under that ice shes burning like fireShed like to cuddle up to me
Shes playing hard to get
The lady loves me
But she doesnt know it yetThe gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
Id like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kinHes got about as much appeal
As a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him
But he doesnt know it yetThe ladys got a crush on me
The gentlemans crazy obviously
The ladys dying to be kissed
The gentleman needs a psychiatristId rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or play Russian roulette
The lady loves me
But she doesnt know it yetShe's falling fast, she's on the skids
Both of his heads are flipping their lids
Tonight she'll hold me in her arms
I'd rather be holding hydrogen bombsWill someone tell this Romeo
I'm not his Juliet
The lady loves me
But she doesn't know it yetShe wants me like poison ivy
Needs me like a hole in the head
Everyone can see she's got it bad
He's mad!The gentleman is an egotist
I'm simply aware, I'm hard to resist
He's one man I could learn to hate
How's about having dinner at eightI'd rather dine with Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete
The lady loves me
But she doesn't know it yetOh yes, she loves me
Dig that shrinking violet
Oh, she really loves me
Here's one gal you'll never getShe love, love, loves me
Would you like to make a bet?
I said, The lady loves me
The gentleman's all wet