Hallelujah

Brothers, never discount a Tuesday 
 You'd better spring for a good hotel 
 You got to keep the talent starry eyed 
 If you wanna keep ringing those bells 
 It ain't no theory, it's the law, boy 
 And while the dabblers keep douching around 
 Old Eisenhower's got his candles lit 
 A couple hours a'fore he rolls into town 
 I roll right into town 
 I roll right into town 
 Hallelujah 

 If you spend too much time chewin' bubblegum 
 You're apt to spoil the old appetite 
 Well I just reach in the hole of my enthusiastic soul 
 And show 'em why they call me the creep 
 How's about a little camp fire, ladies? 
 What say we sing a few songs? 
 We got music and mirth and we got peace on this earth 
 And I'm certain we all can get along 
 We all can get along, we all can get along, we all can get along 
 Cynthia and Jerry has a message they're sayin' 
 All of you squares go home 
 I say goddamn, I'm the luckiest man 
 Come on and all sing along 
 Hallelujah, hallelujah