Nasty Habits

Tell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secrets
Tell me your name, I won't tell, I won't tell, I won't tellHere's something to think about where would we be now without
Nasty habits, nasty habits
Makes me want to scream and shout, life would be so dull without
Nasty habits, nasty habits
All those naughty little things that we don't discuss publicly
Nasty habits, nasty habitsTell me your secrets, tell me your name, tell me your secretsDoes it please you to employ little girls or little boys
Nasty habits, nasty habits
Do you like to romp and play by yourself when they're away
Nasty affair, what do I care
Do you peek at magazines filled with doggies and leather queens
Nasty habits, nasty habitsTell me your secrets that no one should hear
Whisper them softly into my ear, I won't tell, I won't tellPeople act so proper when they're going 'bout
Their business, cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Turn the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will knowNasty habits, I must condone
No one knows what I do when I'm all alone
Nasty habits, I'm so ashamed
Nasty habits here to stay now they'll never go away
Try and stop you'll have to pay, nasty habits, are here to stayPeople act so proper when they're going 'bout
Their business, cup of coffee, friendly conversation
'Til they get home, 'til they get home
Turn the phone off, lock the door and shut the curtains
Make sure that the neighbors are without suspicion
No one will know, no one will knowNasty habits, I must condone
No one knows what I do when I'm all alone
Nasty habits, I'm so ashamed
But we must not let that stop our little game
Nasty habits, are so much fun
Nasty habits, here to stay now they'll never go away
Try and stop you'll have to pay, nasty habits, here to stay