Whole Day Off

Have you seen my girlfriend she lives in a pig pen
Have you seen my girlfriend?
I can't seem to find her perhaps she is hiding
Underneath a blade of grassLet's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole dayHave you seen my new house looks just like a dog house
Have you seen my new house?
Someone saw it walking straight into the ocean
Thought it was an ivory boatLet's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day offLet's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day offMaybe, it's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon
But I don't think I'll be so lucky
Maybe, it's just one of those strange days when nothing seems right
No nothing seems right at allWent up to a pay phone on a bathroom wall
But I can't remember who I wanted to call
Operator can you help me?Have you seen my garden, it is most peculiar
Have you seen my garden?
Nothing there that grows looks anything at all like plants
I hear their voicesLet's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day offLet's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole day off
Let's take the whole dayHave you seen my girlfriend?
Have you seen my girlfriend?
Have you seen my girlfriend?
Have you seen my girlfriend?