Waterproof

The rain just falls off of me 

The tears just fall off of me 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 



The rain just falls off of me 

The tears just fall off of me 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me 



Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving, 

The rain runs down to the sea 

But I'm indifferent, for me it's different, 

It's all Bahamas to me 



The rain just falls off of me 

The tears just fall off of me 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 



The skies are starting to cloud up 

But that won't slow me down 

Your eyes are starting to well up 

But that won't bring me down 

The skies are starting to cloud up 

But that won't slow me down 

Your eyes are starting to well up 

But that won't bring me down, bring me down 



Completely dry 

Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky 

The mothers just sigh 

Send children inside 

Hey, mama, you lied 



The skies are starting to cloud up 

But that won't slow me down 

Your eyes are starting to well up 

But that won't bring me down 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me 



The skies are starting to cloud up 

But that won't slow me down 

Your eyes are starting to well up 

But that won't bring me down 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me 



I see you crying but I'm not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry 

It's misdirected, your voice inflected 

For maximum sympathy 



Niagara Falls, 

Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds 

They're all agreed, impressive indeed 

Till the Falls stall before me 



The rain just falls off of me 

The tears just fall off of me 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me 

The rain just falls off of me, 

The tears just fall off of me, 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me 



The rain just falls off of me 

The tears just fall off of me 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me 



The rain just falls off of me 

The tears just fall off of me 

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof 

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me 

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me 



The skies are starting to cloud up 

But that won't slow me down 

Your eyes are starting to well up 

But that won't bring me down 



The skies are starting to cloud up 

But that won't slow me down 

Your eyes are starting to well up 

But that won't bring me down 

Bring me down