Janitor

Written by toad the wet sprocket

Been two weeks now

Kitchen stinks now

Finally got the guts to saunter in

And don a pair of gloves

And the janitor sleeping in a drum

Janitor Ive become

Bubbles bristles

Thorns and thistles

Liquid sticks to things

That never should be seen by anyone

Like the janitor sleeping in a drum

Janitor Ive become

And it amazes me how easily things go away

A chemical for every need

And someone elses problem when I leave

Is the janitor sleeping in a drum

Janitor youll become

Youll become.