You Ain't Leavin'

Till death do us part
Is was what she told that preacher man
Now she says this ain't worth dying for
She's had all she can standShe's boxed up momma's china
It's loaded on the truck
She just got started packing
And I'm thinking this could suckNow there goes my lazy boy
My flat top guitar
Here comes her big sister
What's she doing in my carAs they drive off to the city
I just wave
From the top of my lungs
I hope she heard me sayYou ain't leaving, thank God, are ya?
You can't be gone fast enough
What seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dustThis will make my girlfriend happy
She's the one who never thought you would
You ain't leaving thank God are you
Let us pray you're gone for goodShe forgot her new laptop
So I know she'll be back
I'll have a hot tub full of hotties
Icing down a twenty-four packShe'll cuss me like a sailor
But I don't care
I'll have a few choice words
When I come up for airYou ain't leaving, thank God, are ya?
You can't be gone fast enough
And what seemed to take a lifetime
Just left in a cloud of dustThis will make my girlfriend happy
She's the one who never thought you would
You ain't leaving, thank God, are ya?
Let us pray you're gone for goodYou ain't leaving, thank God, are ya?
Let us pray you're gone for goodAdios