I Beer

She called me late last night,
To say she loved me so,
It didn't matter anymore.
I say she never cared, and that she never will.
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor, now baby,
You won't bother me no more,
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer

She called me late last night,
To say she loved me so
But I guess you changed her mind.
Well I should have known, it wouldn't be all right,
But I can't live without her
So I won't even try...

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor, now baby,
You won't bother me no more,
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer

Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say...
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do...
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell.
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!

And if I get drunk well, I'll pass out on the floor, now baby,
You won't bother me no more,
And if you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
I think I'll have myself a beer