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Eyes closed. You open - it will only be worse!
Throbbing in temples. Lying seems to be somewhere in a pool.
Legs numb. On the back of the head hematoma.
Damp. Uncomfortable. It's cold. Hop! Yes, I'm home!

In the bath, clothes lying directly under the shower,
Bursting head, my brain is temporarily destroyed.
I do not hear the ears, as if they packed wool.
I went up, staggered get to coat.

Remains salad smeared on the floor,
The wallpaper a great spot from Coca-Cola.
Debris scattered on the hall chair,
Broken crockery everywhere, mountains of empty bottles!

Holes are left at the Palacio cigar
Someone is snoring on the couch, broken down guitar.
Like a zombie voodoo to the kitchen barely delirium
Well as I found myself in this hell ?!

I go to magazik,
Beru "Topazik"
Then pivasik,
Blevanki in unitazik,
Padded glazik,
Cop jeep.
Stack, vodka, herring, even Razik!

Stupidly to horror, everything is turned around,
As if on molecules and atoms do not decompose!
I drank kefir, but it is easier from him was
Sweetheart, felt sick, I would have right now under the covers!

True means there from my illness.
How I had not guessed ?! I understand tight.
Sotochku vodka in his mouth - hop!
Immediately disappeared headache and chills.

The heat spreads through the body easily and smoothly,
I comes to life, coming to myself, lights. About!
More poltashku ... then another hundred and fifty!
I revived again and glad life!

In place of the brain arose, clearer consciousness
In my head swim vague memories.
Anxiety is growing, aggravated doubt
I begin to remember yesterday's adventure:

I go to magazik,
Beru "Topazik,
Then pivasik,
Blevanki in unitazik,
Padded glazik,
Cop jeep.
Stack, vodka, herring, even Razik !!

It began, as always, with mugs of beer at the bar,
I went to eat, and there sits a familiar guy.
Word for word, even a pair of mugs.
Then he thought: "Yes, we need a decanter of vodka!"

Decanter devastated doedu kupaty,
Sat, we found something boring.
Exit - Wow! A strange metamorphosis:
It was all beautifully and safely around once!

Since everything is so - decided polirnut province,
Then he hit me on the painful step of a person
Then I do not remember like I was lying somewhere,
Then my friend somewhere disappeared for some reason,
Then he came and brought the brandy, lemon,
Then for something we tried to pick up the riot police,
Then he met another what that familiar,
It was decided to move quickly to the house!

Then, I do not remember, like riding in the car,
Then he woke up - we are in a certain store.
The last thing I remember quite clearly -
Someone buys a lot of salads and vodka ...

Well its nafig! Why am I so drunk ?!
As if to me what the devil settled!
Why I became a member of the fornication !?
Another 'fifty' and all! More I will not drink !!

I go to magazik,
Beru "Topazik,
Then pivasik,
Blevanki in unitazik,
Padded glazik,
Cop jeep.
Stack, vodka, herring, even Razik !!!