Making People Normal

Mummy was a model back in 1983

Before the skinny girls invaded the industry

She got a habit got some plastic much too young

She wants dustin hoffman but shes not much on mrs. robinson

Youre looking good for your age

Looks like youve stepped off the page

Thanks ricki, thank you jenny

You made me normal today

Daddys such a scruff in his played out teenage gear

Hasnt cut his hair and the shampoos never near

Now can you make him look like others people dad

Will you please help me

cos it makes my life oh so bad

I dont look the correct way

Please help make me normal today

I dont look the correct way

Please help make me normal today

Thank you ricki, thank you jenny