The Len Ganley Stance

A million housewives every day

Pick up a can of beans and say:

“What an amazing example of synchronisation”



He looked out of the aeroplane

And he saw the Alps way down below

He fixed his gaze on the white terrain

And he could see a portrait in the snow

And he shouted: “Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell”

That’s an ominous example of the power of TV



And I went la la la la la la la

La la la la la la laaa

Oh la la la la la la la

Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words



Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac

By Christ they were trendy at the time

I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime

The man behind the mask at C&A’s was quite polite

He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn’t have to fight



And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (sure George)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Oh God)



Oh the Grand Old Duke of York

Well, he had ten thousand men

And he marched them all to the top of the hill

And he had them all again