It Happens

Missed my alarm clock ringing
Woke up telephone screaming
Boss man singing his same old songRolled in late about an hour
No cup of coffee, no shower
Walk of shame with two different shoes onNow it is poor me, why me, oh me
Boring the same old worn out blah blah story
There's no good explanation for it at allAin't no rhyme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing
Life don't go quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
Irrefutable, indisputable
Fact is pssh
It happensMy trusty rusty had a flat
I borrowed my neighbors Cadillac,
I'll be right back going down to Wally WorldThat yellow light turned red too quickly
Knew that truck the moment it hit me
Out stepped my ex and his new girl
Sorry 'bout you neck babyBut it's poor me, why me, oh me
Boring the same old worn out blah blah story
There's no good explanation for it at allAin't no rhyme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing
Life don't go quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable
Fact is
It happensAin't no rhyme or reason
No complicated meaning
Ain't no need to over think it
Let go laughing
Life don't go quite like you planned it
We try so hard to understand it
The irrefutable, indisputable, fact is
The irrefutable, indisputable, absolutable totally beautiful
Fact is,
It happens